Flathead Montana County Police Blotter-winter driving edition

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/13/2018 at 16:24 • Filed to: police blotter

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7:01 a.m. The road department asked a Coram woman to remove a big stump from her property.

8:06 a.m. A Kalispell man flipped his truck on an icy road.

8:20 a.m. Another driver, this time in Whitefish, crashed their vehicle due to icy roads.

8:40 a.m. A Lakeside man called 911 to report that his wallet was stolen. Upon further investigation, he had actually left it at his girlfriend’s house, but he really didn’t want to go back there because they were fighting. The dispatcher said deputies were too busy dealing with cars sliding off roads in icy conditions to deal with his wallet. He could call back later when they weren’t as busy.

8:58 a.m. Some tools were stolen.

9:31 a.m. A man was blocking a Kalispell intersection because he was trying to pull another vehicle out of the ditch.

9:38 a.m. A Kalispell woman flipped her truck on its side presumably because of icy roads.

9:54 a.m. A Coram resident drove their vehicle into a snow bank where it should probably stay until the owner slows down and figures out how to drive in winter conditions again.

11:26 a.m. Some kids were making prank calls and saying, “Hey, this is Pizza Hut!” before hanging up the phone.

1:19 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because a stray ram ended up on his property. He said he’ll keep it for a few days to give animal control time to try to track down the owner, but if no one claims it he’ll just give his buddy a call to see if he wants it.

1:38 p.m. A Kalispell man loaned his car to a friend who has not returned it yet.

3:37 p.m. Someone broke into a Columbia Falls storage unit, defecated on the floor and left. It’s unclear if anything was stolen.

6:16 p.m. Someone apparently kicked down the door of a Columbia Falls home, took a bath and then left.

10:36 p.m. Someone was looking at a storage unit that was not theirs.

DISCUSSION (14)

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 16:31

9:54 a.m. A Coram resident drove their vehicle into a snow bank where it should probably stay until the owner slows down and figures out how to drive in winter conditions again.

Somebody’s had just about enough of this crap .

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 16:32

Flathead County is in a spin...

BeaterGT > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 16:37

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This is my kinda crazy.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BeaterGT
11/13/2018 at 16:43

Hot tub poaching is a thing, this is the first time I’ve heard about bathtub poaching.

BeaterGT > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 16:46

I guess you could say they made a.... clean getaway.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BeaterGT
11/13/2018 at 16:50

*ba dum tsssss

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 17:28

Wait--everybody makes fun of Texas when we get a bit of ice because we “don’t know how to drive in winter weather.” You’d think these Montanans would be experts. Or are they all drunk?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
11/13/2018 at 17:36

Yes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BeaterGT
11/13/2018 at 18:10

Ugh.

[clicks star]

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/13/2018 at 20:44

Part me hopes that all the thefts are part of a much larger plot line.

3:37 p.m. Someone broke into a Columbia Falls storage unit, defecated on the floor and left. It’s unclear if anything was stolen.

6:16 p.m. Someone apparently kicked down the door of a Columbia Falls home, took a bath and then left.

I imagine some poor (high) guy needing to use the bathroom, breaking into the storage unit (thinking it was a bathroom), only to be left with no toilet paper. Later on, he realized he needed to shower, went to what he thought was his own house, showered, then left.

Chariotoflove > BaconSandwich is tasty.
11/13/2018 at 20:57

I often try to string them together. It usually sounds like a plot for an X-Files episode when I do.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Chariotoflove
11/13/2018 at 22:00

Exactly!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/14/2018 at 05:03

3.37pm - WTF?

boxrocket > ttyymmnn
11/14/2018 at 06:57

Plot twist: These are some of the Georgia supercar owners who bought brodozers in Montana to make it appear that they legitimately live there for registration purposes , but they don’t know how to drive in freezing weather.